Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Why was the black man wet? He was sprayed by a hose.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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