- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

A baby seal walks into a club

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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