What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

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i have aids and a chode

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Kim Kardashian.

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Hey, you have small hands.

Asians...

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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