What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Obama

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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your all shit at jokes

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Poop.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Poop

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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