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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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wanna hear a joke? no

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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youre gay

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minorities

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Animal

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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