What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What is a dog? Bark

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Hi Adam,

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The brunette and the redhead escape, but the blonde is captured. Why? Because she had a prosthetic leg sustained from a previous injury, and thus couldn't run very fast.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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