What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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