I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Anti Joke

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