How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Gale swallows.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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your going to die

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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