What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Corn Muffins

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Ebola

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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