Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

where do some birds live in? Earth

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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