- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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