Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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