Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Obama walks into a hospital....

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

whats the stage after cancer? you die

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did? Yes

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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