- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Neither did she.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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