Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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