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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

homosexual

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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