What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

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Obama 2012

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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FIRE!!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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