- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??