- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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