What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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feminists.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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Skrillex.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Once there was a girl named Andrea

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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your life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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