What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

yolo your orange looks orange

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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