How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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