What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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this is stupid .... yep

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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whats 7+4? 74

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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