Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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