- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

The Colts this year.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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