Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Yee

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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here kitty kitty

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Obama.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Anti Joke

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