No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Yanter, Look it up

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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