- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A house comes around the corner.

you dint have to be a jew matt

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

I'm hungry.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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