- Anti Joke

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u