whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

The lion swallowed his pride.

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Click here to end the world.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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