- Anti Joke

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

knock knock who's there? faith

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Do you love me? No.