Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Anti Joke

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