- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

black chicken. kfc

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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