- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Yo mama is so fat she died

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

This one time at band camp music was played.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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