How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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