What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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