- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Guess what? I like trains.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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