Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

You and your parents are going to die today

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

If i open this door you can go trough it

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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