When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Women's Rights

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti-Joke.com Best thing since something better that preceded it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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