- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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