Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Today is March 22.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Get on the boat.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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