wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Koalas mum is a slut

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

arena football

women's rights, lol

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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