Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Women's rights...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Anti Joke

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