- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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