- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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squash squash who squash my ass

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

joke under this line wins _________________________

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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