What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Roses are red.

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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