Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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