Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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