What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

a woman votes!

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

A chicken walks into a barn.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

What's a joke? Funny

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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